An officer pulls me over and searches my car. He finds two bags of weed in the glove compartment. “You’re goin’ downtown” he says.
I smile and start laughing uncontrollably. “I don’t think so” I say.
“Oh really?” He asks, pulling out his handcuffs. What a fool. I pull my yugioh deck out of my pocket. “LET’S D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL” I yell. My button-up yugioh shirt flows in the wind. The cop tazes me for resisting arrest and I serve a one year sentence.
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